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Toilet Bowl – Super Bowl Correlations

The Super Bowl Means a Big Day for the Toilet Bowl!

browns to the super bowl

Click on this image… something every football fan should have! 😉

Did you know 90 million people will go to the bathroom during the Super Bowl halftime show? But how quick is their trip? Me, I don’t want to miss my favorite Budweiser commercials, I hear the new baby colt will be Making his appearance, I’ll hold it & go during the game!

The toilet is flushed more times during the halftime show than at any time during the year. WOW, who is the person that has to count this, sounds like a crappy job to me!

350 million gallons of water will be used to flush toilets during the game. Wow 350 million gallons?

After last year’s game, the water level at New York’s Hillview Water Reservoir decreased by 2 inches. Well I don’t know about New Yorkers but here in Oregon many a man has watered the plants or written his name in the snow if you know what I mean… hehehe!

It is believed that close to 58% of people would rather take their bathroom breaks during the game than miss the commercials… see I’m not the only one!

So get out your gloves, mask up and get to scrubbing! Oh, and make sure you get to Costco for the giant rolls of TP – you don’t want to have to run to the store in the middle of the game! Beer… that’s ok, but TP, no way!

Hopefully your toilet is up to the challenge. Enjoy the game!